Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick.
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LYRICS (below):
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon’ have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can’t touch my stick (I don’t wanna)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick
You gon’ feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can’t touch my stick
But it’s just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It’s my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it’s better than bacon
Why’d you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why’d you drink that creature’s milk, it’s green?
Got me sick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can’t use my stick
But it’s just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don’t you love my stick?
No, it’s just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It’s my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)
But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it’s my stick
You can’t pick up my stick
Keep your mitts of my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick using just my brain
My stick?!
I could make you wish you couldn’t feel pain
Not my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can’t touch my stick
I don’t want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah you want my stick
I mean, it’s just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It’s my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn’t (it turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it’s poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes ’cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it’s my stick
You can’t pickup my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it’s better than bacon
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it’s better than bacon
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Matthew Nash
29.11.2022Hahaha me and my friends watched this constenly!
LoganIsTired
29.11.2022its my perfect stick
NOVA MUSIC
29.11.2022I love the seagull references it brings back so much nostalgia
quindarius barnacle jones Jr
29.11.2022the way yoda is about his stick id the every guy is when they find a good stick
Abiathar Z Hadnot [aka, Richardson Scott]
29.11.2022Luke's final lesson.
Roach with a gun
29.11.2022if the human race gets wiped out and this is the only evidence that we ever existed, then the future intelligent species will be very confused
Jay VideoGames Reynolds
29.11.2022I watched this too much when I was seriously ill.
Now that's all I can feel when I watch this.
Heather Guzzardo
29.11.2022I Never Thought The Words, “My Stick Is Better Then Bacon” Could Be So Funny
Ring of Tomato Resistance
29.11.2022Remember the "and I was like, that log had a child!" Line from the other music video?
I love how that child is now his stick
-TheBanditPenguin-
29.11.2022LOL
Bradyn Reed
28.11.2022This just hits different tho
Vegeta
28.11.2022The true sith
TheErikWulf
28.11.2022Damn, Yoda's insane! 🤣
Darth Vader
28.11.2022I liked the part when he sung about his stick.
Raidon Barnes
28.11.2022This is really long ago makes me want to cry 🥲
Tony Thaler
28.11.2022Something good finally came from the sequel trilogy.
My Stick🔥
D K
28.11.2022Gotta love the seagulls reference.
Joshua Roach
28.11.2022Ur stik
Joshua Roach
28.11.2022Yeah they loved them both the same but I didn’t know what to say lol I just woke them lol I got them lol yeah yeah that’s awesome yeah lol lol I just woke him right now lol yeah I’m going pretty crazy now soo yeah I just woke him right now lol yeah yeah that’s awesome lol lol I just got home and I’m going back in the sun and I’m going back in the park now soo I hope you have fun with all of the girls 👧 and I’m good ☺️ yeah I’m not going lol 😆 I hope 🤞 got to work with him today so he just wanted you and he got out and we were all going back there and I was like 👍 I got the car 🚘 yeah lol 😆 I was really looking at my head but I’m going back lol 😆 I love 💕 so I just don’t know if that’s a big thing but yeah that’s what you want to be like 👍 I don’t want them too damn yeah that’s what you doing ooooo yeah that’s what I’m saying lol yeah I know but it’s like crazy 😜 lol yeah I got a good 👍 I love you ❤️ yeah I love love it lol yeah I really don’t think that’s what I’m saying 🤞✋🖕we will just leave here in a little while to go to the beach lol I love love it all my dreams come here love love it love love it lol thanks mom Good night love love it love love you love mom you guys have work early today so I hope you have with me tomorrow early I will do the
JJCreations
28.11.2022This is the best song I’ve heard from you in a long time it is the best and always will be
Mrkabrat
27.11.2022Luke: Threatens to break Yoda's stick with his brain and make him wish he couldn't feel pain
Yoda: Whatever you say, space cowboy Keeps singing
Wizard of the path
27.11.2022This is better than any of the things that Disney has done to star wars
Ginnine Ranalli
27.11.2022If this isn’t played at my funeral, I refuse to die
Dumb Dump 2020
27.11.2022Classic 💯💯💯💯💯
Andres Muñoz
27.11.2022Summing up: Yoda's stick > Bacon
SamSucks
27.11.2022better than bacon
Birb
27.11.2022POV: me when i find a very cool stick at shcool
Fat Nurd
27.11.2022This is without a doubt the best thing about the Last Jedi. That's not saying much, but this video is a national treasure.
HaryDaCool
27.11.2022The best non-official Star Wars song, one of my favorite songs.
tashara fullylove
27.11.20222:25
loxies_memes
26.11.2022Better then bacon bro u chripin
Atom Bomb
26.11.2022Birthed from a log
Jessica Schmidt
26.11.2022Can we just take a moment to appreciate Luke's face – he's just like WTF throughout the whole song 🤣
Zoe Stevenson
26.11.2022HUH
Anderson Tine'
26.11.2022This is my new favorite song 😍💕
NicoLovesYoda
26.11.2022My stick is better than bacon
K. Gergő
26.11.2022So the new trilogy thing did have a purpose in existence after all.
Marita Teesdale
26.11.2022i love this so much♥
Heather Young
26.11.2022What movie is this clip from? Or is it Mandalorian
annie 🍂🦃
26.11.2022this is a piece of art
Wesley Thompson
25.11.2022“Sonnnn.. come bacckkkk!”😂
Milesthesmiles
25.11.2022He survived the blast and got on the pelican and then chocked on some crackers and died
Sum Ton
25.11.2022i dont like me i like you
Cherish Rowe
25.11.2022I love that he's comparing his stick to bacon
=) - Jayzen - (=
25.11.2022HILARIOUS
MineTech Frost
25.11.2022Everybody who likes I will come back and watch this one time
Janine
25.11.2022This is really all you need to know about this movie
Leo Vasea
25.11.2022Defiantly better than bacon
ali card
25.11.2022so weird
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